Triple root canal today at 10:30 and I’m still in pain. I wish I’d had it out and saved the £186, having said that, it will probably come out anyway, arragh.

Teeth who needs em? Bring back the NHS and lets all have false ones like they did in the 50’s, no toothache no fees just a cheesy perfect smile.

Sky Captain, a hoot, loved Gwynth ‘Polly Perkins’ as the love struck journalist and Angelina as Frankie, her plumby English accent hilarious, worth wasting a bucket of popcorn on.